so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
