We won't sleep together?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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