yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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