That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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