white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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