Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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