There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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