Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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