Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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