Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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