Welp...herpes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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