Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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