well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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