Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just high enough for therapy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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