I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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