You really coming over, don't trick.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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