I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
