I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
