that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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