that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The air taste purple.
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