I want to stick my p in your. b.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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