I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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