the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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