Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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