Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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