Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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