She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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