No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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