this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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