Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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