I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I could fuck to npr.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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