I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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