dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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