Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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