I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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