guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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