Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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