ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This beer is not sobering me up at all
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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