Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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