Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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