Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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