Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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