i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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