we have officially lost it.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he thought i was a dude.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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