no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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