Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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