eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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