Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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