Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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