...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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