I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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