to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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